Stranger than fiction

You just can't make this stuff up. Apparently a women in Kansas spent so long on the toilet that her body molded itself to the seat.

From the article:

The case drew nationwide attention after Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat in the two years she apparently was in the bathroom.

“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

And they say that men spend too long on the can. . . . .